Long working hours with a BBC in his ass

At first when my wife started calling me to ask when I would be home, I thought it was cute.

But the longer we were married, the more she called and the more I dreaded talking to her.

I felt like I had to work later and later hours to keep up with her ridiculous spending habits.

It was a vicious cycle.

The longer I stayed at work, the more times she killed online shopping.