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Ja sam:
Otto Magg, muško, heteroseksualac
Iz:
UC DEAD CENTER, Kalifornija, Sjedinjene Države
Tražim:
Nitko
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O meni
Do what thou wilt
I'm not here to watch blurry, grainy, out-of-focus shit videos which make up about 90% of the content here. Poor quality video for people too cheap and afraid of being caught to buy real porn time. Eat McShit & die!
I've fuckin EARNED the right to be here while A LOT of you haven't even came close to knowing shit about freedom of speech..freedom to party & have an intensely good time...
Many of you would see your entire toothpick structure collapse if the 'wrong person' were to find you here, just as you'd lose your fucking 'job' ('career'?) if anyone found out you smoke a little weed.
You see, porn is not for everyone...just like prescription medications, illegal drugs, and rock music...they're all dangerous...people die around these things. Those who survive do so by being intelligent enough to've done so & therefore command respect greater or EQUAL to that given to the machine-man who knew better than to dare walk the road we have.
Who the fuck am I? I AM INTENSE..& A LOT more than you'll ever amount to loser. I fuckin make love to women, I don't use their bodies to masturbate with like you probably do.. Do you smoke marijuana that's been grown to be smoked? Old-school tasty gold weed from both Acapulco and Mount Santa Marta Columbia. I drink Veuve Clicquot Champagne because it's the one brand of the decent old-school vineyards morons like YOU haven't driven the price up by making it "fashionable" to drink. The only spirits I find worth drinking are Scottish Whiskies distilled in the 1970's, and (possibly extinct) 92-proof 'Tequila Herradura-Blanco' from Jalisco Mexico. I enjoy playing my 9-piece set of vintage LOUD FIBES DRUMS, or making my original analog ARP2600 BLUE MEANIE Synthesizer scream through the ACOUSTIC 270 head & /271 cabinet that my Theremin (ran through 2 MEASTRO ECHOPLEX units) feeds into as well. Besides being the only one catching huge Striped Bass &/or monster Sturgeon when out fishing, ice-cold Spaten Dopplebock sets me apart from those who swill American hop-flavored sodas with their 5% alcohol . I eat in restaurants where most of you couldn't afford a glass of water. I wear Brioni suits, crocodile leather, and upper body armor because it's a fuckin' jungle out there. Piss me off & I'll fucking DESTROY YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR BROTHERS & SISTERS, and I'll feed your pets to someone or something that'll eat them. I make twits & idiots commit suicide simply by suggesting they do so. And every woman who allows me to do it MY WAY says it's the best they've ever had!
Love is the law, love under will.
(..to the clueless fool down there claiming to be "the Law", who's likely living wAy-beyond his means,as many of you are, trapped in an illusion of self-worth. I don't give a rat's-ass shit What you may or may not think about me, its simply none of my business. To attack me when I've done nothing unlawful nor deserved of aggression shall be your undoing. You're just another flake for the abyss.)
I'm not here to watch blurry, grainy, out-of-focus shit videos which make up about 90% of the content here. Poor quality video for people too cheap and afraid of being caught to buy real porn time. Eat McShit & die!
I've fuckin EARNED the right to be here while A LOT of you haven't even came close to knowing shit about freedom of speech..freedom to party & have an intensely good time...
Many of you would see your entire toothpick structure collapse if the 'wrong person' were to find you here, just as you'd lose your fucking 'job' ('career'?) if anyone found out you smoke a little weed.
You see, porn is not for everyone...just like prescription medications, illegal drugs, and rock music...they're all dangerous...people die around these things. Those who survive do so by being intelligent enough to've done so & therefore command respect greater or EQUAL to that given to the machine-man who knew better than to dare walk the road we have.
Who the fuck am I? I AM INTENSE..& A LOT more than you'll ever amount to loser. I fuckin make love to women, I don't use their bodies to masturbate with like you probably do.. Do you smoke marijuana that's been grown to be smoked? Old-school tasty gold weed from both Acapulco and Mount Santa Marta Columbia. I drink Veuve Clicquot Champagne because it's the one brand of the decent old-school vineyards morons like YOU haven't driven the price up by making it "fashionable" to drink. The only spirits I find worth drinking are Scottish Whiskies distilled in the 1970's, and (possibly extinct) 92-proof 'Tequila Herradura-Blanco' from Jalisco Mexico. I enjoy playing my 9-piece set of vintage LOUD FIBES DRUMS, or making my original analog ARP2600 BLUE MEANIE Synthesizer scream through the ACOUSTIC 270 head & /271 cabinet that my Theremin (ran through 2 MEASTRO ECHOPLEX units) feeds into as well. Besides being the only one catching huge Striped Bass &/or monster Sturgeon when out fishing, ice-cold Spaten Dopplebock sets me apart from those who swill American hop-flavored sodas with their 5% alcohol . I eat in restaurants where most of you couldn't afford a glass of water. I wear Brioni suits, crocodile leather, and upper body armor because it's a fuckin' jungle out there. Piss me off & I'll fucking DESTROY YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR BROTHERS & SISTERS, and I'll feed your pets to someone or something that'll eat them. I make twits & idiots commit suicide simply by suggesting they do so. And every woman who allows me to do it MY WAY says it's the best they've ever had!
Love is the law, love under will.
(..to the clueless fool down there claiming to be "the Law", who's likely living wAy-beyond his means,as many of you are, trapped in an illusion of self-worth. I don't give a rat's-ass shit What you may or may not think about me, its simply none of my business. To attack me when I've done nothing unlawful nor deserved of aggression shall be your undoing. You're just another flake for the abyss.)
Komentari
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FlashnthePan Prije 4 godina/e
I'd say it right to your ugly mug, motherfucker.
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vidiot Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
I've always had, and continue to have a good time. What some loser may or may not think of me is -simply- none of my business. I pity not the fallen for I never knew them..
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FlashnthePan Prije 5 godina/e
Fuckin retard
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vidiot Domaćin Prije 6 godina/e
There's Hindu text that regards people having sex with animals as 'sacred', including how-to instructions covering many mammals. MILFcrazyTOO needs to stay in India, that shit just don't fly in USA ! (neither does assholes jerking off on women who are trying to sunbathe on a public beach)
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alteregor Prije 11 godina/e
I don't even believe u
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miklos Prije 11 godina/e
Man, You are soooo screwed up. AMF!!!
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Pornslover Prije 11 godina/e
Hey. Otto,
Thanks for the add and comment, Yea Trinity she ok, She is looking for a Good Hard Sweet Dick and I got one for her too. She would have to come my way to pick it up and put it in her pussy.
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anrianri Prije 11 godina/e
hii
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VOYEURKING Prije 11 godina/e
Bro you fucking nailed it! Lets Roll up and spy on these bitches! give me that public pussy!
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weedwanker Prije 12 godina/e
que cojoneeees???
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fukthaworld88 Prije 12 godina/e
hey mothafucker! how are ya doing nowadayz?
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P-L-P Prije 12 godina/e
Thanks for your comments.
They are greatly appreciated.
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Lore1390 Prije 12 godina/e
funny profile! =)
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waingro Prije 12 godina/e
"Love is the law, love under will."
I AM the law. And yes, I`m one of the few that allows euthanasia. Please call me- I`ll be happy to assist you free of charge.
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MILFcrazyTOO Prije 12 godina/e
Hi There,
My Xhamster Friend.I have Tried and Written few Posts / Blogs because I was inspired TO write them from few Users on Xhamsters.
So I am Advertising My Posts / BLogs to Someone To READ them (since Advertising is the best policy)
So please REad my Posts/Blogs and Tell Me What you THINks of It...Good OR BAD...I would LoveZZz...To READ that...
http://xhamster.com/user/MILFcrazyTOO/posts/140205.html
http://xhamster.com/user/MILFcrazyTOO/posts/140162.html
http://xhamster.com/user/MILFcrazyTOO/posts/139154.html
http://xhamster.com/user/MILFcrazyTOO/posts/138813.html
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cocky888 Prije 12 godina/e
You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
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MILFcrazyTOO Prije 12 godina/e
India is very much HORNY and HARD. Indian Women like SEX and PORN...but the BIGGEST problem with them is that most of them come from a CONSERVATIVE religious FAMILIES, who don't give the WOMEN of their CLANS, more FREEDOM. And more, there comes a GOD - WORSHIP every 2 minutes. HINDUISM - The Official Religion of India (India is however a secular state) is filled with more than 5,000 GODs and GODDESSEs, which is why HERE in INDIA, there are SMaLl and BIG and INTERMEDIATE size TEMPLES on every Streets-Corners, every Village, every Town, and every City. Visiting to a TEMPLE - is a TYPICAL Indian's FAVORITE hobby - JUST like U like To go To A PUB or a MOVIE TheaTre everyday. Infact, there are even few cities in India , in which only in one city, there are more than 300-400 Temples...For Sun God, For Rain God, For King of God, For the Cosmological Gods, For Gods' Consorts, For Gods' Sons etc...etc...
And As HINDUISM is not the only RELIGION in INDIA, INDIAN towns and Cities are also FLOODED with plenty of MOSQUES, CHURCHES, BUDDHIST and JAIN TEMPLES, and MANY other SPIRITUAL MEDITATION CENTRES.
SO you can SEE how much INFLUENCE does the RELIGION and SPIRITUALITY places for every INDIAN Gal and bOy.
In fact, here in INDIA, there are EVEN dirty POLITICS going ON...which means - 'They Use Religion like a Business (which must be ONE of the WILDEST and STRONGEST business in INDIA) , 'THEY COME and GO to POWER, in the NAME of GOD, 'THEY spread FAKENESS in the NAME of GOD' , and possibly they even 'KILL in THE name of GOD.'
In fact, If you HAVE heard the NEWS, an ANCIENT TEMPLE was discoverd in SOUTH-INDIA , which CONTAINED so much GOLD, that the ENTIRE DEBT of the COUNTRY can be PAID - 'ALL - AT - ONCE - '. BUT it was 'NEVER - PAID' , and NO one KNOWS , WHERE the GOLD went....WHO TOOk It....ALL in A SUDDEN...
This is how STUDITY and LACK of LITERACY and RELIGION-FANACY are INFLUENCING INDIA.
But, if I come to AMERICA, I will RIDE a 'BLACK LIMOUSINE' and not a BLACK ELEPHANT...
IF I come to AMERICA , I won't BEG to ANYONE with a DEAD baby in my hands (because I am not married and I dn't want babies). Instead I will FIND a JOB with the POTENTIAL of my CONSCIOUS and CONSCIOUS, the SMARTNESS of my INTELLIGENCE, and VIGORITY of my HARD - BROWN - DICK...
ANd - IF I come to AMERICA I won't woship NAGA, because I am AGNOSTIC...however I will do YOGA because it is COOL to do SOMETIMES...
ANd - IF U haven't YET fucked any GAL in SAREE, then it is UR BADLUCK because INDIAN WOMEN in SAREE is INDIAN BEAUTy...which luks beautiful EVEn when She is brown and Even When She is NOT dressed like a WESTERN GAL... : - http://www.gulte.com/content/2012/05/news/Aishwarya-Rai-at-Cannes-2002---2012---Photos-1844.jpg
And if AND when I go the WALMART I would NEVER go it, wearing a TURBAN and a DAGGER in my HAND.
BECAUSE I have MY WARDROBE of : -
SPYKAR
PEPE
WRANGLER
DENIM : -
DIESEL
& CALVIN - KLEIN
& thnks for UR To-The-Face comment. KEEP posting such To-The-Face comments, and I will KEEP posting To-The-Face ANSWERS...
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waingro Prije 12 godina/e
LOL:) For me, the action is the juice. I`m in.
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MILFcrazyTOO Prije 12 godina/e
idealist like me...plzz add me...
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cocky888 Prije 12 godina/e
Ur Right there mate !
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fukthaworld88 Prije 12 godina/e
WARNING - buttholes blown out to tha fuckin maximum! prolapsed and rosebud shitholes ripped and ruined! this photo slideshow is for true anal fans only. if ur not a true anal fan then ya might find this very graphic and disturbing.
http://xhamster.com/movies/1543407/tha_ripped_rectum_mixtape_by_ftw88.html
hey how tha fuck are ya bro? i hope ur enjoying tha weekend homie. i know i sure as fuck am. when ya get tha chance light up a doobie and watch this mixtape for me. its seriously disgustingly fuckin filthy. i added my voice into tha intro and added some of my own beats with some guitar riffs from bands like sublime and 311.
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nicolas-c Prije 12 godina/e
Thanks for your nice comment on my profile and for the invite, you are welcome.
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anrianri Prije 12 godina/e
hii
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alllovelicker Prije 12 godina/e
The Watch is a Sector Swissmade
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GretchenChristine Prije 12 godina/e
'shouldn't it be uber-girl? uber frau?? I was UberJugend before Otto Magg.
this i do not comprehend? I have only one profile
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lilith10 Prije 12 godina/e
Thank you for the comments!
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thailock Prije 12 godina/e
Thank you for your comment funny, but almost clever on my profile! lol
I will try to follow your good advice!
You have 93 years, so you're very wise! lol
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gentlemanxxx Prije 12 godina/e
W: Thanks for time and comments!
BIG KISS.
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RobNeedsMore Prije 13 godina/e
yep I try to have as much fun as possible
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gentlemanxxx Prije 13 godina/e
W: Big Thanks for your time and thanks for your comments? Have a nice day.
BIG KISS THX
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