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Ja sam:
Devon Aiderdale, 39 godina/e, muško, heteroseksualac
Iz:
Barnstaple, Ujedinjeno Kraljevstvo
Tražim:
Žensko, heteroseksualac
Jezici:
engleski, francuski, talijanski
Zanimanje:
Lawyer
Veza:
Samac
Religija:
Ateist
Pušenje:
Nikad
Pijenje:
Nekoliko puta tjedno
Horoskopski znak:
Djevica
Kako izgledam
Narodnost:
Bijelac
Vrsta tjelesne građe:
Krupna
Dužina kose:
Srednja
Boja kose:
Crvena
Boja očiju:
Zelena
Visina:
6 ft 3 in (190 cm)
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O meni

Fantastically wealthy, devastatingly handsome, obscenely intelligent, fabulous in bed, a wit on par with Oscar Wilde, a gentleman in the lounge, a cook in the kitchen, a rampant stallion in the bedroom, and an outrageous liar!!!!

I like amateur porno myself. It's so much more *honest* than the professionally staged stuff and often the folks in it you can actually understand why they have such a bone-on for each other.

I like women with a fiery spirit and nice big hips also that you can grab onto.

I like writing and I consider myself an aspiring novelist. However it's legal thrillers that's my bag, not porno stories. Sorry!

Although to be fair, practicing law is a lot like sex - they both start with clandestine meetings in dark corners, and end up with someone being fucked. Wouldn't you agree?

(Please note that if someone from the Law Society is reading this, then no, I do not have any sexual relations with my clients. I am well aware you get struck off if you fuck them more than once!)
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notintrouble
I think you represented me in court. Your fantastic lies got me off Scot free.
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DevonAiderdale
DevonAiderdale Domaćin Prije 7 godina/e
I wish Julia would fuck off forever, the spamming cretin.
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creative13
creative13 Prije 10 godina/e
god mike was so high
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creative13
creative13 Prije 10 godina/e
Hate returning and finding a blantant (and rather ironic_) misspelling in our last post (given that we said we're writers): here instead of hear. *sigh* Hope your day is grand. M&JB ps send us a draft of that story, please. we're curious.
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creative13
creative13 Prije 10 godina/e
Love your practicing law is a lot like sex." (and can tell you're a writer because you didn't jam a and lot together!) We're writers over here. Ever here this one? Writing is like prostitution: First you do it for your own pleasure, then you do it for others' pleasures, then you do it for money. We enjoyed perusing your site this eve. Like the niches you are into. M&JB
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Cupcakepony
Cupcakepony Prije 12 godina/e
Well hullo there
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rebels75q
rebels75q Prije 12 godina/e
Thanks for the comment.
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egines
egines Prije 13 godina/e
I think your comment: RE: "Bookworm" It's "The Elfstones of Shannara" by Terry Brooks. should be for our friend riobamba... Greetings from Bavaria!
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riobamba Prije 13 godina/e
I have made a blog post with a link to those dirty letters from 1909 and quoted you as the source. Thanks for the link.
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riobamba Prije 13 godina/e
Yes, indeed my photo of my girlfriend looks like 'L'Origine du monde' by Gustave Courbet. We have just finished making love and she was lying exhausted after her orgasms. Pls tell me about that James Joyce quote. Which book ?
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riobamba Prije 13 godina/e
You *were* pulling our leg w/ this quote weren't you ? "Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly." - James Joyce.
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cranfordmason
cranfordmason Prije 14 godina/e
Thanks for your comments. I think the Australian women can actually think of sex, especially solo, as an art form. We need to adopt that perspective more in the U.S.
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 14 godina/e
But isn't that fucker Cowell best known for fucking people over?
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 14 godina/e
I never used a condom in my life and somehow don't think I'll be starting anytime soon. I'd heard that Interwebs were used for other strange purposes but never believed it. I'm not a thicko - that's just bollocks :)
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 14 godina/e
sorry that should be (after Catherine Tate) 'whaadda fackin libberty'
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 14 godina/e
'Ackney?...bleedin 'Ackney? Cor luvva duck mate. 'Ows yer bleedin farver me ol' China? An wiv all that mallarkey 'ow d'yer do for a bit of owsyerfarver? Wot a bleedin libberty
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 14 godina/e
Well fuck me sideways! Errr...that's NOT a request! :) Well, where have you been then - shagging Heather? She's still here ya know, and that luscious little pussy is looking well and truly used and abused :) http://xhamster.com/movies/259680/amateur_heather.html http://xhamster.com/movies/259683/amateur_heather_2.html http://xhamster.com/movies/259682/amateur_heather_3.html Busy at the moment taking the piss out of Scabitchen here http://xhamster.com/user/Grievance-Page
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otter980
ONce u try BBW you will never go back ! Their bodies are built for fucking!
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 15 godina/e
Bloody hell! Where have you been? Not shagging Heather by any chance?
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Sabinchen
Sabinchen Prije 15 godina/e
Hallo ,nice Avatar
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Real_No_Fake Prije 15 godina/e
Hi honey, i am new here,look at my profile look at my avatar this are my real boobs make a comment make me your friend thanks!
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fcukman69
fcukman69 Prije 16 godina/e
thanks,bit of a mystery????
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fcukman69
fcukman69 Prije 16 godina/e
hi,any idea what's happend to Heather?
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 16 godina/e
You know what they say - using a feather is just kinky, using the whole chicken is downright perverted! btw - sorry I keep cumming on your page - it's just that Heather's here! I've got her surrounded - just hope I don't splash her!
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 16 godina/e
Ever heard of Mary Whitehouse? She was ne granny! heh heh
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 16 godina/e
Hmmmm...could be something in that. With the right casting it could even be mainstream if it was toned down just a little bit. I know a couple of 'Angels' and I'll give them the heads up! It's not worth leaving their money in the bank or putting it in shares or property at the moment.
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elNinho
elNinho Prije 16 godina/e
The James Joyce - fuckin brilliant mate - and a master stroke! heh heh
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