cockisgone

"Wow, it's so big" - Spongebob Squarepants
Can I get this on a t-shirt?
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About the lifestyle, while I don't have boundaries, I do have limits: No kids, animals or abuse, and don't break anything such as the skin, bones, or the law. Beyond that, feel free to ride my face and gag me with cock all you like.

I surrendered my cock in 1996 and lived alone as a sexless eunuch, but recently became a sexless cock sucker. Yum.

When you are ready, feel free to put your cock in my mouth and cum, or perhaps you would like to buy me lunch first. You can show me you dick when you want it in my mouth.

Of course my other hole needs long, slow, deep happy endings too {grabs ankles, spreads knees, raises butt, smiles with eyes closed and head back) Gimme!!

Would you like to show me your dick?
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** For the ladies, while I'm still a champion at kissing you where it feels good, I don't think I could handle letting you be the center of my life again, but yeah, if you touch me, I'll still touch you back.