Sperm explosion on the highway!

Hello? Hey. Um, yeah, the mix. Yeah, I'm working on the mix. Um, actually, can you give me,

oh shoot, I know it's supposed to be done by the morning, but I'm going to need another

few hours. Yeah, I'm on top of it right now, and I'll have it to you first thing. Alright,

let me, come on dude. Okay. Alright, alright.

Are these things for real? I don't even know if these things are for real. This could be some sort of computer thing.