Even my hand doesn't want to touch my nasty white boi micro pee wee, When I try to jerk off my hands both seize up and refuse to touch that beta loser white boi clit. I asked my wife to jerk me off and all I got was, "I'm not going to touch that nasty thing you call a dick.".
When i saw the thumbnail for this and saw the floating glowing penis, i thought this would be really stupid... but actually I'm left craving a thick cock in my mouth.