I'm Tired Of Being A Receptionist Here

Are you ready?

Hand paper hands? I had to get another massage just to recover from hers. One star!

You know, I think your rating system is what's really confusing. Maybe one star means I'm the best, like, first place.

Oh, well no, it's very clear one star is the lowest amount of stars you can possibly get.

Oh, someone here said they wanted to give you zero stars, but that wasn't an option.