I have become bored with fucking you

So, I have something I need to talk to you about.

No, it's nothing bad really. I mean, I think it's important to be like really open and honest with each other.

And I'm so bored. I'm sorry. I'm just so, so bored.

And fucking you. Like, it's just so heteronormative and vanilla and it's...

So I was wondering if you could do something for me.