Deep Throat

Caprio's yacht banging Kristen Stewart. You thought about getting an abortion? Everyone thinks about it. Obviously

I'm the version of me that didn't do it. So you're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah. Thank you guys so much

It's a real treat to be raised by parents that force themselves to be together instead of being happy

Hey, do we have any wafer cookies?

Boy looks like you guys have been checking out alternate lives and realizing you don't have it as good, huh? That's too bad