Caught!

Well, well, well. Look what we have here. What did I find in your bedroom? I was rummaging

through your stuff while you were out. And I found this huge, gigantic black dodo in

here. What are you? Some sort of closet bag or something? You know I'm going to tell mom.

I'm going to tell mom all about your secret addiction to caulk. I'm going to tell all

your friends and they're all going to know that you are a little faggot, a little sissy