If someone chooses not to watch it, that's fine and their choice. It's the many people who act like they don't ever watch it but really do, or say adamantly that they have never watched any ever... yet they seem to know the names of obscure porn performers, it's that stuff that bugs me. I know there's still a stigma attached to watching smut, and sex in general, and some get embarrassed. But come on, don't act holier than thou about it when you hear someone else does! We need to just relax about sex stuff in our society. And, to respect what floats other people's boats.… Pročitajte više

No, I don't want to talk about the weather or hear the fascinating details of how lovely your garden is. We've all been there, trapped while someone drones on about nothing. Some people elevate it to an art form though. I don't stick around for it when it happens to me but I always hear it going on around me. It's amazing to me how much some people say to one another sometimes while saying nothing at all. Elderly folks are the worst... They ask how so and so is, then so and so's wife, then they mention their vacation, their s*s had her gall bladder surgery, etc. etc... All in about 2 minute… Pročitajte više

Not only is it a sorry waste of a good drink, but it's brown and sticky... a real pain to clean off lots of things. At least splooge is white (at least I hope yours is)...… Pročitajte više

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/13/chris-sevier-apple-lawsuit-pornography_n_3591917.html and http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2421769,00.asp… Pročitajte više

Now, incidental or "normal" noises don't bother me. I don't expect to hear NO sound when people eat. What gets me are the assholes who chomp away so loud in public that you can hear them from (literally) 30 feet away... the ones who SLURP their coffee, gulp loudly and go "AAHHHHHHHHHH!" after each swallow... the morons who think other people want to watch and hear them loudly suck a piece of spaghetti down their piehole... the pigs who when eating an obviously messy meal like chicken or ribs, decide to use a napkin only at the end of the meal, leaving them trying to talk to you with so much gr… Pročitajte više

What the hell are people learning in schools these days? Why is it the vast majority of teenagers nowadays can't resist saying "like" over and over again? For example; filtered through the teenage brain, a sentence such as "You know what I hate?" suddenly becomes, "Like, you know what I, like, hate?" Damn but that sounds stupid! A couple of years ago, I was on the bus when it pulled up to a high school. With horror, I realized it was just after 3:30 PM, and the bus was about to be loaded completely full with a herd of loud, gum-smacking, angst-ridden little pimple machines. Before the bus e… Pročitajte više

You know what that is, right? That annoying thing all over the internet, where you get prompted to copy gibberish text to prove that you are a real person? Why the fuck is the text you're supposed to copy unreadable half the time?? I just upped a video, and had the text was so warped that one of the characters looked like an upside down u with a long tail on the first part of it. WTF was that? If you're doing a lot of uploading, having to deal with ReCaptcha repeatedly (and with errors) is damned annoying. I get why it's there, but making it more legible, and perhaps trying something li… Pročitajte više

http://www.businessinsider.com/former-porn-stars-leading-normal-lives-2013-7?op=1 I always find it fascinating (and often funny) to read articles about the porn industry by the mainstream media. In any case read, and think what you will... It's weird that they included John Leslie in the list, seeing as he's dead...… Pročitajte više

...Smelly bastards in the summertime. Now that it is warm outside, my tender nostrils are getting assaulted by stinky fools with frightening regularity. Is deodorant really that expensive? I took a bus ride today and though the bus had excellent air conditioning and it was nice and cool inside, at least 4 people in there hit a 10 on the Funk-o-Rama meter. I'm not talking just normal smell that may occur over several hours, I'm talking excessive, offensive stench here. I remember Jerry Seinfeld once said in his show (in "The Smelly Car" episode) that "...There should be a B.O. squad that… Pročitajte više

As you may have noticed I haven't upped anything for awhile... I'll prob start again fairly soon, I've been busy. In the meantime thanks for your comments!… Pročitajte više

I might add some more stuff now... we'll see :)… Pročitajte više

I've been adding stuff every day for over a month but I think I'll take a break. I'm kind of frustrated with certain things I keep trying to add, only to get them wrongly deleted and when the error is pointed out to xHamster, they tell me to re-up the file... only to get it removed again for another erroneous reason. I'm just annoyed this very second, I'll prob start re-upping after I mellow out... lol.… Pročitajte više