what works and what don't I'd like to peel the skin off This winter day I'd like to bone the head off This summer fling What love can do when love's lost Grow overweight And smile as if There's nothing left to say Wear the cone of shame Town is quiet now Like it's holding it's breath Stone marks the spot You know who you are They outlined it in chalk Word to the wise And the barman calls die I'd like to peel your skin off So I can see what you really think Or if there is anything Under that cone of shame I'd like to strip the bone off So I can see how you're really made And see how you rea… Pročitajte više

~~ ""The Age of Sex-in-Cinema"" ~~ 1) In the 1960s, there was only a handful of films that had real sex scenes in them to make it from 8 mm backroom 'smokers' to end up on the Big-Screen. 2) Then 1970 to '75 saw "X-rated" go mainstream in the movie theaters with over 70 films featuring real sex-scenes in then. 3) The last half of the 1970s saw the production values of the movies get better. But only half the number made from the "Golden Age" of the first half of the decade. 4) 1980 to… Pročitajte više

She was the first addition to our new condo ten years ago, and the k.i.d.s, Vick, and I took an hour to name her Captain Tiberius Kitty - or Vick called her Baby Cap'n, and she will miss her not sleeping on her pillow at bedtime. https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/11031632/237217608 THEY also took away the button to add pictures to your stories now 12/18/20… Pročitajte više

(COVID-19) Bulleton 3,27,2020 NYC DOH All New Yorkers should stay home and minimize contact with others to reduce the spread of COVID-19. Who can you have sex with under quarantine? Here are some tips on how to enjoy sexual activity safely and avoid spreading COVID-19. 1. Know how COVID-19 spreads. •You can get COVID-19 from a person who has it. The virus can spread to people within about 6 feet of someone with COVID-19 when that person coughs or sneezes. The virus can spread… Pročitajte više

... please add your own, thanks Poor Man-cave Rick stuck at home with his hard dick wife out working her rubber stamper All he does is wack-off to Xhamster… Pročitajte više

Nothing goes better with a pale ale than a tanned body. Sunny Rest Resort, a naturalist resort in northeastern Pennsylvania, will be hosting a no-clothing mandatory beer festival to kick off the summer. According to the resort's website, the “Bare Beach Beer Bash” on June 28 offers unlimited beer sampling from domestic and imported breweries, live poolside music, and more – all in the nude. Naked drinking is not really your thing? Sorry, this isn’t for you. An event flyer mandates that “Nudity is required at the beer festival area & in the pools and hot tub.” Advance tickets are $16 or… Pročitajte više

Female Orgasm Explained What classifies female "ejaculation"? Sometimes known as 'squirting' or 'gushing,' but also produces an abundance of lubricating fluids created by stimulation of a woman's erogenous zones. In tantra, it is referred to as Kalas. Indicating the esoteric nature of this phenomenon. It's the connection with culture and the cycles of the Moon/reproductive cycle. My favorite one is a beautiful word for it - "Amrita," which means 'divine nectar.' Are you getting the feel of where I am leading you to? Mmm… WHERE are MY VAGINAL FLUIDS COMING from?… Pročitajte više

[How young lovers creased a pony] Dateline - Hot summer of 1978. The Place - A railroad right-of-way, only a short mile from my girlfriend, Vickie's house. The Involved Couple - Rick {small-town white-boy} and his girlfriend of less than one year, Vickie {both inexperienced ***********, she a Japanese American} The Victim of Embarrassment - Rick's mom's 1978 white and red interior Mustang II Our Story - Rick would pick up Vickie at her house, say hello to her parents and be off to have dinner out. Then pop into a People's Pharmacy to steal a three-pack of lambskin condoms. {no video… Pročitajte više

Vaginal atrophy (atrophic vaginitis) is thinning, drying, and inflammation of the vaginal walls that may occur when your body has less estrogen. Vaginal atrophy occurs most often after menopause. For many women, vaginal atrophy not only makes intercourse painful but also leads to distressing urinary symptoms. Because the condition causes both vaginal and urinary symptoms, doctors use the term "genitourinary syndrome of menopause (GSM)" to describe vaginal atrophy and its accompanying symptoms. Simple… Pročitajte više

Now when I got home from work, I called out for my wife. This day would turn out to be different than any other in my past. "I"m just getting changed," Vickie shouted from upstairs. I went upstairs to our bedroom. I was greeted with the sight of Vickie standing in front of the bedroom mirror, wearing just a pair of delicate white lacey undies. Going up behind Vickie, I kissed her neck as she stood looking into her mirror, holding her hands over her chest. "God, you look great," I told her as I kissed her neck and reached around and cupped her bra-covered tits, replacing her hands with mine… Pročitajte više

This all started some time ago in our relationship. My name is Richard, and I have a dutiful (for the most part) Japanese wife. But after being married for a few years, we both wanted our first baby. A workplace injury had left me unable ever to be a father. So my wife chooses to do something a little different to fertilize that egg in her womb. She did not want to go to a "sperm bank" for her seed as she did not trust them. She thought it better to get her swimming spermies fresh from the source. Some… Pročitajte više

My wife had been bugging me all summer that her mother, granny Krista's garden of cream and red-colored Snapdragons, needed tidying up. So I guess it was my job to go and help her with her daily needs. Snapdragons: Their blossoms really do look like snapping vaginas, so don't be surprised if your mum plucks one from the garden and plays with it like it's her pussy. Bright colors, fragrant scent, and cunt-like openings attract butterflies, bumblebees, and horn dogs of all kinds. So your granny will be delighted when these horny garden dwellers stop by for a sexy treat, ready for reproductio… Pročitajte više

I was at home, watching TV with my wife Vickie, when our phone rang. My wife answered it and told me to pop over to Granny Krista, her mother, as her washing machine was leaking. Krista only lived two doors down from our house. Krista is the 69-year-old grandmother of our offspring; that is why I call her "granny." So I finally gave in and said that I would come by and help her with it. Going over to Granny Krista's house, I walked round to the back door to her kitchen. I looked through the door, Krista was leaning out of the window, still on the phone to my wife (her daughter), so I let my… Pročitajte više

It... A true story while vacationing with the Mouse ... We did something like this, a mud sauna on the Disney Cruise. Jan 2001 The spa section on the ship had a one-hour mud sauna, with three kinds of mud to play within a tiled room with benches - and only one rule, "NO mud on the ceiling." So we played naked in that area for some time, ending up with mud on our bodies in just about every place that had skin - two muddy brown bunnies ready for fucking! What a slippery mess like never seen before. We moved to the steam room off in one corner and closed the door. Carefully washing… Pročitajte više

"Faith No More + Shark Week." A true story of our tampon/menstruation sex playing and fucking in the two different hotels in Phillidelphia on the weekend of July 4th in 2010 as we had tickets to see Faith No More in concert at the Mann Center. As we drove the hour and a half into We were in the city to stay at our favorite hotel, Embassy Suites on the parkway, I could tell something was amiss with my wife as she was squirming around in her car seat next to me more than usual on this trip. A… Pročitajte više

290,386 hits today on our Flickr page "Rick in Plattsburgh" search by albums {11/3/2020} flickr.com/photos/rick-in-plattsburgh/albums/72157716188253102 ~~ Gneiss Creek ~~… Pročitajte više

"Candy’s Going Bad" by Golden Earring Candy took the pearls, got ahead of the girls Got on top and found the secret entrance Are you satisfied? Through neon doors, 'cross killing floors She got sucked into a champagne desert Are you satisfied? Daddy… Pročitajte više

Friday morning, before Vickie goes off to work, starts our Summer solstice weekend. My wife Vickie hardly ever drinks due to her bad Asian genes, and rarer still goes out with coworkers. But Friday evening, she was invited to Fifi's retirement party at a local watering hole that is a bar with a dance floor. It's called The Dew Drop Inn. The party started at 8:00 PM, with about a dozen ladies from the office and Vickie, their supervisor, present for liquor and beer chasers shots. I drop her at the door, and without going in, she kisses me, and I go home. She tells me that she would not be out… Pročitajte više

"Vickie's Chocolate Starfish" {not the studio album by Limp Bizkit} The anal sphincter has been called many things, and maybe that's good since we all have one and use it daily. The Good Japanese wife, Vickie, calls her butt-pucker her "Chocolate Starfish." Reasons being many 1) Being Asian, the flesh tone of both the ass-hole and pussy-lips are a shade of milk chocolate brown and not pink, and 2) the starfish shape resembles that of a puckered-butt opening [Urban dictionary], and 3) starfish dwell in the ocean and have that 'low tide' smell when they are not so fresh, muc… Pročitajte više

There are a few "Survey" types of blogs here [and I borrowed one here myself] This one was modified a bit for couples, be kind to your partners, Please. *Note to readers* Please help us find a blog posting that was intended for ladies only - and the question was very simply "At what age did you ..?" and it had around 250 individual responses to that question of "When?" and so forth - NOT a line-by-line survey, some answers were concise "lost my at ten to my older brother" and tha… Pročitajte više